By: Ben Foster
2010 Ténéré

WOLF IN A PIGS
CLOTHES
Being the newest of the bikes, the Ténéré had plenty of attention from all the riders at first. “It looks enormous,” said one of the gents. “There’s no doubting it’s got plenty of ground clearance and suspension travel, but is that going to make it shithouse on the road?” said another. “Move the hell out of the way, this is my ride now,” was probably the most convincing though. We were all eager to ride it and see if the new beast could live up to the legacy left by it’s elders.
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
My first stint on the bike was about a 100km of tar. I was skeptical, I won’t hide it. It had a set of knobbie tyres, the suspension was tall and soft and the whole thing just looked kinda awkward. But, it was like being slapped in the face with a 10-pound cold tuna when I got going and realised that it was nothing but a pleasure. It motored along at the 100km speed limit like it hadn’t even started stretching it’s legs yet (not bad for a 660cc motor) and there was no real wallowing or scary parts. The seat is somewhat similar to a horse saddle with it’s cupped, deep-dish shape, but this makes for a hell of a comfy ride on the road and with a seat height of 895mm it’s very managable. The small screen combined with the permanent fairing does a pretty good job of buffeting the wind and the whole shebang generally glides down the road like a lubed fart.
DIRT ACTIONOk, so here’s where the compromise is going to diminish, I thought. If
it was that comfortable of the road, surely it’s going to struggle in the dirt.
May as well bring back that Tuna… I was surprised at the level I could push the
Ténéré too. I started with the basic dirt road stuff, which
it tore to shreds, and then when I got adventurous and hit some single trail
stuff, it just felt like a big old trail bike. If you respect the actual size
of the bike, you can get it through, over or around some decent obstacles.
Obviously you’re not going to chase big erosion jumps, or tame the widowmaker
hills, but it wouldn’t be far off getting around a regular trail loop.